tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194781032011-04-22T00:38:42.233+05:30hi!!!! this is varun tangri...doing computer engineering from Delhi College of Engineering.I love singing,and that's why won prizes in my college..Varun Tangrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991573366576197452noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19478103.post-1145544229465315432006-04-20T20:12:00.000+05:302006-04-20T20:36:24.996+05:30<span style="font-weight: bold;">that may happen in future..</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ahmedabad, 30 April 2056</span>: I attended the bash at the IIM-OBC Alumni Association to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the reservation of seats for OBCs (Other Backward Castes) in IIMs. Since I’m not an OBC, I was not supposed to attend, but at present, we MBFCs (Moderately Backward Forward Castes) together with the Non-Scheduled Tribes have a political alliance with the OBCs. We sipped champagne and talked about how so many of us had progressed from reserved seats in the IIMs to reserved jobs to reserved promotions. Unfortunately, the party broke up when a Non-scheduled Tribes faculty member objected to the OBCs dancing with all the pretty girls — he wanted equal opportunities for every caste at each dance. I pointed out that the Non-scheduled Tribes had exceeded the quota of champagne reserved for them. The party ended in a pitched caste battle.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1 May 2056</span>: Today, I became president of the IIM Board of Directors. Under the present rotating presidency system, a member of each caste is made the president by turn. When it was the turn of the MBFCs for president, they had to choose me because I’m the only MBFC on the campus. True, I’m only the campus dhobi, but then every caste must be given an equal opportunity. All those centuries of oppression by the OSBFCs (Only Slightly Backward Forward Castes) and the OFCs (Other Forward Castes) must be rectified. I hope to restore the high standards at IIM — I overheard some foreigners calling it the Indian Institute of Morons, the other day.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2 May 2056</span>: They’ve announced the cricket team for the series against Australia. I was overjoyed when they chose an MBFC man as captain. But my hopes were dashed when I realised he was a Most Backward Forward Caste and not a Moderately Backward Forward Caste. The selection committee lamented that it was gross discrimination that no member from the Jarowa tribe (the Stone Age tribe in the<br />Andamans) had ever found a place in the Indian cricket team. A squad has since been dispatched to the Andamans to capture a Jarowa tribal to play in the national team. I hope he will improve their performance — they had an innings defeat against the Maldives recently. I would have played myself except for the fact that I lost a leg some years ago when I was in hospital with a toothache and a doctor recruited through the Unscheduled Caste quota extracted my leg instead of my tooth.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3 May 2056</span>: There are too many NFCs (Neo-Forward castes) in the IT business. Under the terms of the Business Reservation Act, their firms will now be taken over by the other castes. I hope they will be able to restore the Indian IT industry back to its former glory. For some unfathomable reason, it has gone down the drain after job reservations were implemented. I went for a movie featuring star actor Mungeri Ram. He may lack teeth, be four-feet-three and have hair growing out of his nose, but this year it’s the turn of the EBC-RYs (Extremely Backward Caste-Rural Yokels) to be stars and Mungeri Ram is the best of the lot. I wonder why foreign movies have become so popular.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4 May 2056</span>: A truly great day. We now have an OFBMBC (Other Forward But Moderately Backward Caste) general as the Head of the Armed Forces. I hope he’ll be able to win back the territory we lost ever since reservations were implemented in the Army. Since then, the north has been taken by Pakistan, the North-east by China, the east by Bangladesh and the south by Sri Lanka and the Maldives. Only last winter, we lost the war against Bhutan and free India is now limited to the western coastal states. But I’m sure the OFBMBC general will turn the tide.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5 May 2056</span>: My wife and I have been blessed with a bonny daughter. Since my wife’s an SBBNSBC (Slightly Backward But Not So Backward Caste), my daughter will be an MBFC-SBBNSBC. I must lobby for reservation for her caste. She’s the only member and I’m sure she has a great future.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19478103-114554422946531543?l=dcedude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Varun Tangrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991573366576197452noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19478103.post-1141822686019923842006-03-08T18:25:00.000+05:302006-03-08T18:28:06.030+05:30<span style="font-weight: bold;">oye shamur ka gaana suno:</span><br /><br />(let the music play baby)<br />(music take control)<br /><br />o tarpa rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br />baby tarpa maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br />o tarpa maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br />baby tarpa maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br /><br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />oooh aaah let the music play (play the music)<br /><br />o nadiyon paar sajan da thaana<br />o nadiyon paar sajan da thaana<br /><br />keete kol jaroori jana<br />keete kol jaroori jana<br />khare siyane rah dasende<br />khare siyane rah dasende<br /><br />nadiyon paar sajan da thaana<br />khare siyane rah dasende<br /><br />dil la leya be parwah de naal<br />dil la leya be parwah de naal<br /><br />dil la leya be parwah de naal<br />dil la leya be parwah de naal<br /><br />o tarpa rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br />baby tarpa maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br />o tarpa maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br />baby tarpa maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br /><br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />(let the music play baby)<br />(music take control)<br /><br />o nadiyon paar sajan da thaana<br />o nadiyon paar sajan da thaana<br /><br />keete kol jaroori jana<br />keete kol jaroori jana<br />khare siyane rah dasende<br />khare siyane rah dasende<br /><br />nadiyon paar sajan da thaana<br />khare siyane rah dasende<br /><br />dil la leya be parwah de naal<br />dil la leya be parwah de naal<br /><br />dil la leya be parwah de naal<br />dil la leya be parwah de naal<br /><br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />(let the music play baby)<br />(music take control)<br /><br />o tarpa rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br />baby tarpa maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br />o tarpa maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br />baby tarpa maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na banke<br /><br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />oooh aaah let the music play<br />oooh aaah let the music play<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19478103-114182268601992384?l=dcedude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Varun Tangrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991573366576197452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19478103.post-1133502480499378922005-12-02T11:17:00.000+05:302005-12-28T23:13:04.416+05:30<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4745/1928/640/%281%29.jpg"><img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4745/1928/320/%281%29.jpg" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href='http://picasa.google.com/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19478103-113350248049937892?l=dcedude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Varun Tangrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991573366576197452noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19478103.post-1133425784962545862005-12-02T03:26:00.000+05:302006-03-07T12:42:16.013+05:30<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family: arial;">mai kaun tha?....... kaun hoon?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">hi there to all of you reading this blog.......<br />here is a poem for all computer engineers<br /><br /></span></span>Very Very Good Poem "MunnaBhai B.E. Computer Sc.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai....</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> are kaiko ?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> arre kaiko re?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila.....</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> din bhar appun computer ke aagge...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> tin din naa Raghu se raada na Abbhi se pangaa</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> bass choop chaap...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> bola kya be manya saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh vikya bola...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> ye mannubhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> vikya ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane tereko coding seekhataa hai... saale</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa... abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ... aur aaj tak</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> samzaa ...?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> samzaa...?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> samzaaa naa...?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> (fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> par DTS me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali... aapun ke</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> coding ki poori waat laga di.... appun udharich khadaa thaa... par appun kuch</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> nahi bola... kaiko bolega? kaiko...?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne bugs...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> par appun ek aansu nahi roya...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> kaiko royega...?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> kaiko..?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> agale din se phir wohi life chalu...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> assignments... saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya...</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> log samze mail server down hoyega... bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> karega...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> (phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> fir ...?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> fir kya...?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> shaappak...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ...</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo</span> <div style="font-weight: bold;"><wbr>oooo</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19478103-113342578496254586?l=dcedude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Varun Tangrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991573366576197452noreply@blogger.com3